I've come to the decision that I've been trying to appease people with my art... and since it's MY art, I find that stupid, as it's just making me frustrated and suffocated. If you like it, great. If you have an idea or suggestion, feel free to share it, but I won't feel required to meet it. If you're offended, I am sorry. If you missed the humor.... well, you've probably got more sanity than I do. If you'd rather I'd've done it THIS or THAT way or I should paint THIS or THAT.... pay or bribe me, I'm open for commissions.

On the concept of bribery: I have no idea! Rather open to ideas here. Suggest possible bribes!

Paintmeggedon '09 to do, in order of priority:

Monster Maternity ~ Giving birth to an odd child indeed. Gore, nudity, humor.
Saving the Maiden ~ Hero arrives seconds too late to save the young lady from the voluptuous vampress' fangs.
Pirates for Dinner ~ A giant squid attacks a pirate ship! I'm painting pirates!
Sneak Attack ~ A group of soldiers crash in the forest as a monster picks them off, one by one...
Sexy Mobster ~ Mostly for fun. Series of female mobster as depicted through the ages in pin-up style of the 20's to contemporary.
There is No Spoon ~ Man killed by spoon. Popular culture references of I, Robot, Matrix, and The Tick.
Dracula's Curse ~ Castlevania fan art of the third game, in favor of the new animated movie in progress.
More Autobots, Simon's Quest, Ninjas vs Pirates ~ to come down the road!